by Kevin Flanagan
It was a dark, rainy Saturday night in the cold December of 2015, and for Edgar Poe, it was the night that complete and utter mayhem would start to break loose in his life. Edgar was a simple man, other than the fact that he had inherited seven trillion dollars from his dead parents. Maybe money brings some smiles to many individuals, but for Edgar, money was not what brought his own happiness. Edgar had always thought of money as something useless, for it was always saved up, and then spent on a greatly advertised product that was a disappointing scam. Edgar knew that the key to happiness was not money, but being loved, belonging, having a friend. This is why Edgar had been drinking, trying to drown his sorrows, almost all day long, everyday. His dog, Junk had been diagnosed with cancer, and Edgar was told the dog would die, no questions asked. Edgar was not a smart one, and was ignorant to how much care the dog needed, and poor Junk was wasting away at home while his owner was out crying, draining his tears into his cold booze. So, Edgar was desperate to keep his dog alive without attending to his needs. This was a very dumb way of going about things. Junk was the only thing Edgar had left. His parents bought Junk for Edgar when he was only ten years old, and he was still lasting while Edgar was thirty.
Edgar unlocked the door to his little town house in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, and peered through the open door to the living room at Junk, lying on his little doggy bed, sleeping in dead silence. The good thing was, Junk was not actually dead. Edgar took one look at Junk and burst into tears for about the third time that night. He could not bear to watch his friend die like this. Edgar took the wet casing off of the newspaper and threw it in the trash bin. The front page exclaimed, “The New Way to Save a Friend?” This startled Edgar, and interested him immediately. What could this be? My Junk, could he be saved by some sort of stopper in death? The first thoughts of Edgar were completely inaccurate to what he was going to read in the front page story, but at least he had hope. After unfolding the paper, Edgar began to read without taking his shoes off, excited for what the article might have in store for good old Junk.
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